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How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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