sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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