they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
