I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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