your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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