Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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