careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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