i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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