Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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