They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?