super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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