god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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