Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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