We should be called the Road Head Warriors
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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