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say what?
wanna hang out?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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