i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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