Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
i think im in europe. pls send help
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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