There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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