I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize
