Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
She made me pour olive oil on her.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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