so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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