Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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