You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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