why didn't you poke me back
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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