the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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