The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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