i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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