Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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