I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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