so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
