yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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