Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
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I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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