Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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