I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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