with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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