I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Terrible idea I love it
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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