He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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