You're my little dorito
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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