My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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