Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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