I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
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This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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