I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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