how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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