how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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