The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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