This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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