Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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