I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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