i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
The ass gains better be worth it
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