Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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