new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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