She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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