we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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