Moan for me like Helen Keller
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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