She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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